Maybe?

Hey guys. Missed me? I was kinda away. I've been to the future. That was cool. I've even seen Lion King 6: Timon in Los Angeles! And Bambi 4 where he gets the super starbeam and fights against orcs. And I want to go there again to see the new Disney premiere! Just imagine - you're in a theater waiting for TLK6, lights switch off and you see a trailer:

"From Cars and Chicken Little makers!

He was a simple sock...

-Hello there, I'm Jim!

...And he fell to a girl.

-Hey, I'm Lola.

...Much romance ... and disappointment.

-I don't wanna see you again! *slap!*

But! One day someone sock-naps her!

-Help! Jim!!!
-Lola!!
*smash!*

And he decides to go after her. He comes to the dark...

-Huh?

SOCKVILLE!

-What am I gonna do?! I'll never find her. I'm just a stupid sock!

Suddently master-sock appears... and helps him...

-I'll teach you everything I can...
-No, I can't do that...
-Believe in yourself!

...to believe in himself.

-Yes! I can do that! I can fly!..
-Quickly! To the sock-mobile!

Now he's ready to face... HIM.

-Don Sockio, there is this guy out there. He's looking for his girl!
-Bring im here!
*click-clack*
*BAM!*

Much danger!
*Squeesh-BOOM!*

Much humor!
*pang!*
-Oops!
*boing!*
-Haha!

What awaits our hero?
-Jim, I love you! You're my favourite sock!
-Yes! Now I know!!! I am sock... and I'm proud of it!

SOCKS 3D.
Coming out in the end of May..."

Happy Meal in May - find socks inside! Collect your own sock-team!

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Not smoking, just mocking.

Okay, maybe my time-machine isn't working right. Maybe this is not future, but some kind of "if-reality"? I hope so. Recently I've seen Cars trailer. That was shame! Is this what Disney pictures worked over 60 years for?! IS SOCKS MOVIE OUR FUTURE?! I'm sorry but it got me. Really got me. I sincerly hope Disney will not be a "socking" studio.

Sorry about the crap... I'll delete it later... Maybe...